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Today my 5 year old said 3 things that surprised me...
(1) He wants a tattoo
B - Mommy, do you know what a red anchor means? It means that you are realllllll strong. Can I get a red anchor?
Me - What do you mean? What kind of red anchor?
B - On my skin.
(2) He remembers the bad words
B - Mommy, why do people say bad words? Is it because they break their toy or something?
Me - Well, sometimes people just say them by mistake. We need to always use good words.
B - Daddy uses bad words....and I remember them.
(3) He is tired of school
B - Mommy, why are we always going to school day after day after day after day?
Me - But, you like school and never want to leave when we pick you up.
B - I know but I need a break.
So at 5 years old, my son is on track to be a foul-mouthed, tattooed drop-out.
Guess we are doing a FABulous job at parenting! What a Miscellany Monday!